Rhett: Why do you put that stuff on your face?
Julia: You mean my lotion?
Julia: It helps my skin stay soft.
Rhett: AND it help keeps the flies away.
Every single time we walk past this little lady at Target:
Rhett: I think she really likes me!!
(He lovingly looks at grazes her hand every time he sees her. Concerned? Maybe.)
Thinking maybe Rhett was ready to cuddle Beck while I showered:
Julia: OK you got him?
Julia: I'll hurry. (Starts walking away.)
Rhett: What do I do if he dies?
Julia: Never mind....
Catching Rad getting into the van with a full sized bag of cereal on our way to church:
Jake: Go put that back Rad.
Rhett: (Sprinting into the backseat) Don't worry dad!
Rhett: Those are just in case Jesus gets hungry.
Rad: My nack!
Slyly getting my phone of the counter and then makes a big production of looking surprised when I catch him opening his Lego game:
Julia: Are you supposed to with the phone now?
Rhett: But mom! Playing the phone helps when boys have lots of gas!
Rhett: And I have the gas!
A little bird watching at the park:
Rhett: Wow that's a lot of pigeons!
Rhett: Bet that one wishes that was a gummy worm he was eating.
At the kitchen table coloring with Rad:
Rad: Roaring like a dinosaur/lion/bear
Rhett: (Deep sigh)
Rad: Still roaring...
Rhett: Good grief. (Head in hands)
Rhett: I just can't color when everyone is wild.
Out of the blue:
Rhett: One time I ate a booger.
Rhett: It wasn't as delicious as I thought.
In a movie theater stall next to another occupied stall where someone seemed to be having some rather noisy intestinal issues:
Rhett: Oh, boy
Rhett: (LOUD whisper) Did you hear that?!
Rhett: It sounded like THUNDER
And BONUS ....
A little guest appearance from our resident parrot...
Driving my some horses:
Rad: WOOK MOM!!!
After he heard Beck loudly filling his diaper:
Rad: B(l)ess you bay-bee Beck.
At the library:
Rad: Brings me this book
Julia: You want to get this book?
Rad: It's honey!!
Julia: (Realization) Wait...I'm honey.