Tuesday, August 11, 2015

pack it in...the weekend edition

So how was this weekend? This weekend was glorious. No sick kids or anysing. (Oh did I forget to blog about Beck's brief hospital stay part two? I think I did. Well here's a snap of Beck's feelings about that weekend...)


I concur Beck. No me gusta.


(Less the internet population loses sleep over this, he is now totally fine. He had a bad reaction to his vaccines, spiked a substantial fever and simultaneously got a UTI. No idea how that one happened, but he's a happy clam now and a total trooper.)

This weekend was all productive and doing fun stuff...very uncharacteristic of the Millers. I don't know what we do on most weekends but it's usually pretty forgettable - apparently. 

So settle in for a little siesta while I walk you through it all. All of it. Right now.



^^^A little early weekend swagger in the form of a rainbow. Or as Scooby Rad would call it a "ray-row."


"I guess I just don't understand them." - Jake on the selfie stick. 

Photo credit: Rad for pushing the button, Mom for holding the stick, stable. 

After five years of parenting Jake and I have finalllllllly figured out that it's really best to get the kids out of the house to do something...ANYTHING in the evening. Usually we just go on a walk to the playground but we upped our game big time on Friday night...the tumbling gym. 


Prefaced by french fries. FREE french fries BTW. Courtesy of a broken ice cream machine at the Chick-fil-a.





And that actually documents the outing quite thoroughly...Rhett trying to get as much arial on the trampoline as he could manage and Rad wanting to be superman-ed into the foam pit on repeat...so I won't go into more detail about it, but all parties thought it was the mostest fun.

On Saturday we attend Jake's grandmother's funeral.

In case that wasn't obvious. 

No really we did, and I didn't take any pictures but it was a beautiful memorial. Jake's grandfather Roger passed away about 2 years ago and Ann was very ready to be with him. 

After the service we went back to my father-in-laws home and enjoyed some time with the family. 


Two of Rad's most favorite things: the pool stairs and a hose. 


This third favorite thing: Finding his brave and jumping (stepping) into the shallows.


And this. ^^^ I love when Rhett finds his inner Pan. 

And then this first tier miracle happened.


I'm fairly certain I'm still emitting magical powers just for breaking up the five consecutive fights between Rhett and Rad and salvaging the boys naps by convincing them to sleep for more than 18 minutes.

And moving right along to Saturday night formerly known as live...

Rhett had a hot date when he requested the "cute girl with the yellow hair" to cut his hair. He laid on some thick 5 year old charm talking about not being scared of bugs and macho-ing it up promising to defend the yellow haired girl from any bugs that could come her way (true story) and later when I asked him if he thought she was cute he nodded in the affirmative and said "Mom...don't forget I'm going to marry another woman one day."


Haircuts were followed by taking the troops to the grocery store. We were out of yogurt which is Rad's lifeblood these days and I was in the mood to herd cats in a public place. Rad was the happiest camper once he found a tube of cheap chapstick to put on his "mips." He is notorious for eating tubes of chapstick though and was very happy to show this tube a good time. 


On Sunday evening we went strollin'...


were we maintained one walking speed: sloth.


Rad almost stepped on a bird carcass (cringe) and Rhett insisted on stopping for multiple breathers as he indicated by stopping his scooter and holding one finger up in the air. 


He also found his newest precious...a piece of broken cement to add to his hoarding pile err...collection. 

Adventurers gonna adventure am I right?

Yes.

But only sometimes. ;) 





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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

this is two

Two minutes in the life of


a two year old..and his beloved ladle.


Julia: Can you say good morning?
Rad: No.

Julia: Can I change your diaper?
Rad: No.


Julia: Can you tell me what you want for breakfast?
Rad: No.

Julia: Can you give me a kiss?
Rad: No.

Julia: Can you say hi to Beck?
Rad: No.

Julia: Do you want to color?
Rad: No.


Julia: Do you want to do bubbles in the bath tub?
Rad: No. 

Julia: Can you tell me what you want to do?
Rad: No.


Julia: Can you say no?
Rad: ...silence...

This is two.

And this is fun.


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Friday, July 31, 2015

Rhett (and Rad!) chats

Watching me get ready from his perch in the bathroom sink:

Rhett: Why do you put that stuff on your face?
Julia: You mean my lotion?
Rhett: Yeah.
Julia: It helps my skin stay soft.
Rhett: Hmm.
Rhett: AND it help keeps the flies away.


Every single time we walk past this little lady at Target:

Rhett: Mom!
Julia:
Rhett: I think she really likes me!!

(He lovingly looks at grazes her hand every time he sees her. Concerned? Maybe.)

Thinking maybe Rhett was ready to cuddle Beck while I showered:

Julia: OK you got him?
Rhett: Yep.
Julia: I'll hurry. (Starts walking away.)
Rhett: Mom!
Julia: What?
Rhett: What do I do if he dies?
Julia: Never mind....

Catching Rad getting into the van with a full sized bag of cereal on our way to church:

Jake: Go put that back Rad.
Rhett: (Sprinting into the backseat) Don't worry dad!
Rhett:  Those are just in case Jesus gets hungry.
Rad: My nack!

Slyly getting my phone of the counter and then makes a big production of looking surprised when I catch him opening his Lego game:

Rhett: Oh!
Julia:
Rhett: Hmm!
Rhett: What?!
Rhett: Wow!
Julia:
Julia: Are you supposed to with the phone now?
Rhett: No.
Julia:
Rhett: But mom! Playing the phone helps when boys have lots of gas!
Julia:
Rhett: And I have the gas!

A little bird watching at the park:

Rhett: Wow that's a lot of pigeons!
Rhett: Bet that one wishes that was a gummy worm he was eating.

At the kitchen table coloring with Rad:

Rad: Roaring like a dinosaur/lion/bear
Rhett: (Deep sigh)
Rad: Still roaring...
Rhett: Good grief. (Head in hands)
Rhett: I just can't color when everyone is wild.

Out of the blue:

Rhett: One time I ate a booger.
Rhett: It wasn't as delicious as I thought.

In a movie theater stall next to another occupied stall where someone seemed to be having some rather noisy intestinal issues:

Rhett: Oh, boy
Julia: What?
Rhett: (LOUD whisper) Did you hear that?!
Julia:
Rhett: It sounded like THUNDER

And BONUS ....

A little guest appearance from our resident parrot...


Driving my some horses:

Rad: WOOK MOM!!!
Rad: Whores!!!!
Rad: MOM!!
Rad: WHORES!!!!

After he heard Beck loudly filling his diaper:

Rad: Oh!
Rad: B(l)ess you bay-bee Beck.

At the library:

Rad: Brings me this book 


Julia: You want to get this book?
Rad: YEAH 
Rad: It's honey!! 
Julia: (Realization) Wait...I'm honey



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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

the grand finale

It's summer and the livin's easy.

The kids wake up with the sun (4:58 am) despite mega efforts to seal their windows with 89 layers of foil and duct tape. (Plus they don't understand why "bedtime" happens during daylight because according to the sun 8pm = 4:30pm and they fight you. They fight you hard.)

You feel guilty if you're not outside enjoying the sun and shine but the second you get outside someone needs their 4th juice box and you realize there's no room in the kiddie pool for you.

Plus you're positive the garden-happy neighbor is going to call the cops if he hears one more of the kids' scream fights over who gets control of the hose aka control of the fun.

But summer came to an end this week as Rhett started kindergarden last Wednesday and I was determined to go out with a bang.

And in uncharacteristic fashion I'm just dumping a bunch of photos...long narrative descriptions will be saved for another post. Because Beck and his grunts that can grate against God's ears have been waking us up between feedings and equalling less sleep then we prefer. In a nutshell: I'm too tired to type.






































Annnnd that's an embarrassing amount of pictures. We had fun. Did you catch that? Fun. Lots of fun.

Fun. (Wink wink ;))



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