Friday, October 28, 2011

Holy freaking cockroach

Last night I was digging around in the garage looking for some vintage hardware I bought a few months ago, but that is currently eluding being found. 

Jake was with me doing the heavy lifting and I asked him to hand me a wooden box that usually holds random odds and ends. 

So I opened it and what nasty thing crawled out?! 

Hello cockroach!!!

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my GOSH!!!!! 

The rest went like this-

Me (The screecher): "EEEEE!!!! Ohmycrapohmycrapohmycrap!!!!!!!, Hellllp, hellllllllp! Jaaaaaake!!!!

Jake (Mr. Calm and Collected): "Gross"

The screecher: "Where is it, where is it, save me, whrsit!!!!!!" (I was slurring at this point)

Mr. Calm and Collected: It's by your foot. 

The screecher: "AHHHHHHit'sonme, hollygeeze EEEEEEEE!!!! 

The screecher starts taking her pants off because she is certain that the creature has crawled up them.

Mr Calm and Collected: "Honey, pants stay on. It's a rule"

The screecher: Realizes the garage door is open and that the family across the street probably doesn't appreciate seeing her underpants. She runs away. 

Moral(s) of the story-

1. Cockroaches are nasty
2. Even in an emergency, pants need to stay on. 

Now who wants to come find the little booger and bring it to justice for scaring the crap out of me?

No takers? Yeah, I wouldn't volunteer either. 

PS I didn't include a picture of a cockroach because I didn't want to traumatize you with having to see one.
(You can thank me by linking your donated pieces to Habitat Heros Link Party :))  
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10 comments:

  1. That is too funny! I always try to be a little more when aware when I'm working in the garage. You just never know... Thank you for not showing a pic. I like the way you gave a nod to Habitat Heros Link Party!

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  2. Sorry for the typo above. I hate typos, but I have a cat on my lap along with my laptop, which makes typing awkward!

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  3. LOL you two are so funny. That is always in the back of my mind when bringing home old furniture.
    ~Debra xx
    Capers of the vintage vixens

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  4. Oh my goodness!!! I am crying laughing soooo hard!I can only imagine the whole pants thing!!! Love it! Have a great day ladies!

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  5. hahahahahaha i know this isn't funny for you but you have me rolling lol! I hope you dont find any more of those nasties and THANK YOU for not posting a picture lol

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  6. aaaaah! we used to live in louisiana where there are tons of them i hate big bugs that crunch when you smoosh them. and there some of them even flew. ick- i think i just threw up in my mouth thinking about it.

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  7. Ewwwwwwwwwwww! I hate bugs!!!!!!!!

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  8. EWWW!!!!! Seriously???!!!!!!! Dis.gust.ing to the max - I'd be screaming my head off too! Hope that's the last of 'em. :-/

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