so much to say, so little time

Conversations with an almost 3 year old are fantastic. 

#1 "Mom, I no lay dinosaur eggs. I go poopy."

#2 "Rhett where are you?" "I'm in the chicken dad!" (Chicken = Kitchen)

#3 "My favorite color is red pig."

#4 "Jesus told me to clip my nails."

#5 "1 2 3 6 7 8 9 10!" (Every. single. time. Who needs 4 and 5 anyway?)

#6 "Dad, did you eat my spiders?"

#7 "Excuse me mom, move it. I'm in big hurry."

#8 "Don't eat the carpet mom. It'll make you sick."

#9 "Whoa mom! Awesome Teeth!" (I yawned.)

#10 "Don't worry mom, I'm here now."

Numbers 1, 2, and 6 are probably my favorite. :)