Friday, November 11, 2016
Rhett and Rad chat
Feeling like we might have a problem:
Rhett: Who is the most handsome guy in the whole universe?
Rhett: Me of course mom.
Rhett: Welllll...I guess God can be the most handsomest.
Rhett: But I'm second place.
Why having kids is like living with an online troll you can't unfollow:
Rhett: Me and Rad's mustaches are becoming impressive.
Rhett: (staring at my upper lip) Your brown fur is coming in nicely too.
While holding his own blanket in his lap and sniffling:
Rad: Hey, Rhett?
Rad: Can you toss me your blankie so I can blow my nose in it?
A porta-potty break at the pumpkin farm:
Rad: Mommy...are we in a trash can?
While trying to decide what to do one afternoon:
Rad: Oh, can we watch a CVD?
Rhett: Rad! I keep telling you! It's called a DIVA-D.
After Beck preformed his newest trick...a highly noisy, enthusiastic kiss:
Julia: You're so sweet, Beck.
Rad: He's not that sweet.
During the bubonic a month-ish ago:
Rhett: Can you we go to the store today to buy some apples and chips?
Julia: No, Rad is still sick, I'm sorry.
Rhett: Well, I have a great idea
Rhett: He can just throw up in his hands.
Rhett...and then put it in his pockets and no one will see.
Seeing this image on a guys shirt:
Rhett: Why is Abraham Lincoln in such a bad mood?
Charging down the Target toy aisle:
Rad: (YELLING) MOM!!! I found my favorite pony!!!
Rad: I found HORNEY SPARKLES!!!!!!!
Indeed...the pony's unicorn horn was highly bedazzled.
Posted by Julia @ 551Eastdesign at 7:33 AM