so much to say, so little time

Out of the blue:

Rhett: (sniffs me) Wow.
Julia: What?
Rhett: You smell like doughnuts and cereal.
Julia:
Rhett: It's magical.

Sitting by the pile of shoes:

Rhett: There's something on my shoe.
Rhett: It smells delicious...like fruit.
Rhett: It must be from an angel.
(It was chewed gum.) 

Said at least once a day:

Rhett: I have chest hair because I'm a person. (Self tattooed every time it washes off.)

Watching me clean the toilet:

Rhett: Holy cow!

Julia:

Rhett: That's one fancy toilet your making!

Rhett: I never knew a toilet could be so fancy. 

Trying to teach him the name of our church:

Jake: It's the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Can you say that?

Rhett: The Church of Jesus Christ of the Last Salmon. 

Rhett: See...it's no big deal dad. 

Same conversation about church stuff:

Jake: We have 12 apostles. 

Rhett: We have 12 a-possums. 

Jake: Apostles.

Rhett: A-possums.

Talking into my belly...to the baby:

Rhett: Hey you in there.

Rhett: This is Rhett.

Rhett: You better be a boy.  

After cleaning up a full box of fruit loops that was dumped on the floor and I was having a bit of a cow:

Rhett: You know what, Mom?

Julia: What?

Rhett: I think you're going to survive. 

Catching a wiff of a tell-tale sign that it might be time for a over due potty break: 

Julia: Rhett, do you need to use the bathroom?

Rhett: (matter-of-factly with a shrug) No, it's just gas.

Julia: OK.

Rhett: I'm sorry if it smells offensive.