Conversations with a 3 year old are fantastic. :)
#1 Rad reaching for a toy
Rhett: "You have to say please Rad."
Rhett: "Rad you have to say PLEASE."
Rhett: "Well then you can't play with the toy Rad."
#2 Rhett studying his reflection in the mirror.
"Mom, I'm BIG-MONGEOUS! (humongeous)
#3 "Dad's name is Jake, you're mommy Julia and I'm Rhett-big-awesome guy."
#4 "It's just too hard to wear wonderpants (underpants) today."
#5 I come down stairs and find Rhett licking our couch.
Me: "Rhett...what are you doing?"
Rhett: "I'm helping you clean the couch mom!"
"Rhett can you say rhinoceros?" (It's almost cruel to ask him because he really can't.)
We get a good chuckle daily from him. :)