Conversations with a 4 year old are fantastic.
Calling him his God given name:
Julia: Hey Rhett honey?
Rhett: No mom. Not Rhett.
Julia:
Rhett: Call me Jazzy Joy-ya.
Following a pouf of bum air:
Rhett: (Sniffs the air) Oh man. My bum is not in a good mood.
Packing for our trip to Kentucky:
Jake: Rhett can you go get your blanket for your suitcase?
Rhett: No. I can't.
Jake: You're not being very helpful.
Rhett. I know. But I am being very cute.
Post a not sharing incident:
Julia: Because you're not sharing, you have a timeout from your toys.
Rhett: (Very enraged) Well then you have a timeout from your clothes!!!!
Dismissing myself from a BBQ dinner:
Rhett: Where are you going Mom?
Julia: I have to use the restroom.
Rhett: Well you could just pee pee on the grass.
Julia:
Rhett: All the animals everywhere do it Mom.
Rhett: It would be fun!
In the car:
Rhett: Rad say car!
Rad: Dogh.
Rhett: Rad say tree!
Rad: Dogh.
Rhett: Rad say condensation!
Rad: Dogh.
Standing on the bathroom scale:
Rhett: Aww man!!!
Rhett: I'm 30 miles!!
Rhett: Deep, dramatic sigh.
Approaching the electronic sliding doors at Walmart:
Rhett: (Dramatically throws his arms up as the doors slide open) All hail the King Rhett!
Julia: Hey Rhett honey?
Rhett: No mom. Not Rhett.
Julia:
Rhett: Call me Jazzy Joy-ya.
Following a pouf of bum air:
Rhett: (Sniffs the air) Oh man. My bum is not in a good mood.
Packing for our trip to Kentucky:
Jake: Rhett can you go get your blanket for your suitcase?
Rhett: No. I can't.
Jake: You're not being very helpful.
Rhett. I know. But I am being very cute.
Post a not sharing incident:
Julia: Because you're not sharing, you have a timeout from your toys.
Rhett: (Very enraged) Well then you have a timeout from your clothes!!!!
Dismissing myself from a BBQ dinner:
Rhett: Where are you going Mom?
Julia: I have to use the restroom.
Rhett: Well you could just pee pee on the grass.
Julia:
Rhett: All the animals everywhere do it Mom.
Rhett: It would be fun!
In the car:
Rhett: Rad say car!
Rad: Dogh.
Rhett: Rad say tree!
Rad: Dogh.
Rhett: Rad say condensation!
Rad: Dogh.
Standing on the bathroom scale:
Rhett: Aww man!!!
Rhett: I'm 30 miles!!
Rhett: Deep, dramatic sigh.
Approaching the electronic sliding doors at Walmart:
Rhett: (Dramatically throws his arms up as the doors slide open) All hail the King Rhett!
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